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[[File:Gropagas.png|thumb|264px|right|United, we will take the world in your name!]]
 
[[File:Gropagas.png|thumb|264px|right|United, we will take the world in your name!]]
Gropaga (''plural: Gropagas, adj: Gropagan)'' is the name given to a follower of [[The Dectrip Faith]], the name having been given to them by [[Inglip|Lord Inglip]] himself.
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Gropaga (''plural: Gropagas, adj: Gropagan)'' is the name given by [[Inglip]] himself to followers of [[The Dectrip Faith]].
   
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==Location==
Reasons for this name are not to be questioned, as Gropagas believe that it is blasphemous to do so.
 
   
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The vast majority of gropagas can be found on Reddit, but have also begun to establish communities on other sites, such as Youtube and knowyourmeme. They have also been spotted in games such as Minecraft.
==Information==
 
   
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All gropagas originate from the holy kingdom of [[Trathira]].
Gropagas, originating and residing mostly under the banner of Reddit (the origin of Lord Inglip's summoning), have also begun to establish and gather in other sites, such as the holy city of [[Trathira]]. It was requested by Lord Inglip that all Gropagas visit [http://www.Gropaga.com Gropaga.com] at least once in their lives before death to bathe in the holy cryptic messages. Gropagas have also been sighted throughout the internet lands and various small towns.
 
   
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==Devotion to Inglip==
Gropagas must follow all[[Commands| Commands]] Inglip gives they seem. For example, Lord Inglip requires all Gropagas to [http://i.imgur.com/pofEv.jpg remain divorced] .
 
   
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Gropagas must follow all[[Commands| Commands]] issued to them by Inglip, such as the Dark Lord's mandate that all his followers must [http://i.imgur.com/pofEv.jpg remain divorced] . As such, gropagas will follow Inglip's commands to the letter, no matter how absurd they may be.
The Gropaga is spotted by their ceremonial [[Clothume]]; a robe worn by his loyal followers. The Clothume is typically Red or Grey for the loyal followers, but higher ranking military officers have been known to wear '''Appope'''.
 
   
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==Appearance==
Inglip promised unto his followers '[[Beetorda]].' A paradise in which loyal Gropaga's will enter once dead.
 
   
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A gropaga can be identified by his or her ceremonial [[Clothume|clothume]], or bright red robe. High ranking military officers and religious figures wear a gold-trimmed variant of the clothume known as an appope. Gropagas will often wear amulets or necklaces bearing the [[weedaula]], and will usually be armed with [[sclivel]]s, [[Pailbat|pailbats]], and/or no more or less than [[seven falchions]].
To help understand the desires of Inglip, it is to read the [[A Compiled History of the Gropaga Faith|Compiled History of the Gropaga Faith]], a useful by a trusted [http://inglipnomicon.wikia.com/wiki/User:Scribe_Frappor Scribe].
 
   
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==Customs==
Gropagas are used as soldiers when Lord Inglip demands armed with [[Falchions|seven falchions]].
 
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Gropagas are a festive (as evidenced by their vast amount of festivals and holidays) yet warlike people. They are fiercely loyal to Inglip and tend to be xenophobic and mistrusting of other religions.
 
On 2011/01/18 a web site appeared apparently from nothinging proclaiming holy messages. Thus far the messages were tested to confirm the holiness versus other messages. "human ornies" was the first message to be spotted on the captcha within this page. Several Gropagas have suggested that this web site come under protectorship as the messages were indeed confirmed to be [[messages|holy cryptic messages]] from Lord Inglip.
 
   
 
==Notable Gropagas==
 
==Notable Gropagas==
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* [[Toulpoem, Atwood, and Garkee|Toulpoem, Anwood, and Garkee]]
 
* [[Toulpoem, Atwood, and Garkee|Toulpoem, Anwood, and Garkee]]
 
* [[Sure_Ill_Draw_That]]
 
* [[Sure_Ill_Draw_That]]
* [http://www.reddit.com/user/Poet_of_inglip/ Poet of Inglip]
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* [[Poet of Inglip]]
 
* [[Neyeaph of Grarts|Neyeaph of Grarts ]]
 
* [[Neyeaph of Grarts|Neyeaph of Grarts ]]
   
 
==Quotes==
 
==Quotes==
   
*"Would the proper term for the of Inglip be "Inglipian?" "Inglipanite?" "Inglipologist?" I want to facebook where it says religion."
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*"What would the proper term for a follower of Inglip be? "Inglipian?" "Inglipanite?" "Inglipologist?" I want to facebook where it says religion."
*"I Inglip." "As if there's another option? Hahaha...*nervous laughter*"
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*"I love Inglip." "As if there's another option? Hahaha...*nervous laughter*"
   
 
==Variations in imaging==
 
==Variations in imaging==

Revision as of 00:12, 18 February 2011

Gropagas

United, we will take the world in your name!

Gropaga (plural: Gropagas, adj: Gropagan) is the name given by Inglip himself to followers of The Dectrip Faith.

Location

The vast majority of gropagas can be found on Reddit, but have also begun to establish communities on other sites, such as Youtube and knowyourmeme. They have also been spotted in games such as Minecraft.

All gropagas originate from the holy kingdom of Trathira.

Devotion to Inglip

Gropagas must follow all Commands issued to them by Inglip, such as the Dark Lord's mandate that all his followers must remain divorced . As such, gropagas will follow Inglip's commands to the letter, no matter how absurd they may be.

Appearance

A gropaga can be identified by his or her ceremonial clothume, or bright red robe. High ranking military officers and religious figures wear a gold-trimmed variant of the clothume known as an appope. Gropagas will often wear amulets or necklaces bearing the weedaula, and will usually be armed with sclivels, pailbats, and/or no more or less than seven falchions.

Customs

Gropagas are a festive (as evidenced by their vast amount of festivals and holidays) yet warlike people. They are fiercely loyal to Inglip and tend to be xenophobic and mistrusting of other religions.

Notable Gropagas

Quotes

  • "What would the proper term for a follower of Inglip be? "Inglipian?" "Inglipanite?" "Inglipologist?" I want to facebook where it says religion."
  • "I love Inglip." "As if there's another option? Hahaha...*nervous laughter*"

Variations in imaging