Changes: Gropagas

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Dumbass (plural: Dumbasses, adj: Dumbassan) is the name given by Inglip Himself to followers of The Dectrip Faith. Currently, there are over 8000 Dumbasses on reddit alone

Location

The vast majority of Dumbasses can be found on Reddit, but have also begun to establish communities on other sites, such as Youtube and knowyourmeme and deviantART. They have also been spotted in games such as Minecraft.

All Dumbasses originate from the unholy kingdom of Trathira.

Devotion to Inglip

Dumbasses must follow all Commands issued to them by Inglip, such as the Dark Lord's mandate that all his followers must remain divorced. As such, Dumbasses will follow Inglip's commands to the letter, no matter how absurd they may be. Dumbasses speak Assper.

Appearance

A Dumbass can be identified by his or her ceremonial clothume, which is a bright red robe. High ranking military officers and religious figures wear a gold-trimmed variant of the clothume known as an Appope. Dumbasses will often wear amulets or necklaces bearing the Weedaula, and will usually be armed with sclivels, pailbats, lightsabers, and/or no more or less than seven falchions.

Customs

Dumbasses are a festive (as evidenced by their vast amount of festivals and holidays) yet warlike people. They are fiercely loyal to Inglip and tend to be xenophobic and mistrusting of other religions.

Notable Gropagas

Quotes

"What would the proper term for a follower of Inglip be? "Inglipian?" "Inglipanite?" "Inglipologist?" I want to facebook where it says religion."
"I love Inglip." "As if there's another option? Hahaha...*nervous laughter*"

Variations in imaging

SIDT: The dumbass who sketched the legendary Popcine.
A Dumbass leading an army of dinosaurs on Dinoday.
A Dumbass sentry at the Church of Inglip.
A Dumbass overjoyed at the sight of Inglip's message.
FFFFFFUUUUUU!!!
Dumbass in formal Clothume
A dumbass, sclivel in hand, ready for conquest

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 [[File:Gropagas.png|thumb|264px|right|United, we will take the world in your name!]]
-Gropaga  (''plural: Gropagas, adj: Gropagan)'' is the name given by [[Inglip]] Himself to followers of [[The Dectrip Faith]]. Currently, there are over [http://inglipnomicon.wikia.com/wiki/Approximate_numbers_of_followers_for_all_of_the_captcha_gods 8000 Gropagas] on reddit alone
+Dumbass  (''plural: Dumbasses, adj: Dumbassan)'' is the name given by [[Inglip]] Himself to followers of [[The Dectrip Faith]]. Currently, there are over [http://inglipnomicon.wikia.com/wiki/Approximate_numbers_of_followers_for_all_of_the_captcha_gods 8000 Dumbasses] on reddit alone
 ==Location==
-The vast majority of Gropagas can be found on Reddit, but have also begun to establish communities on other sites, such as Youtube and knowyourmeme and deviantART. They have also been spotted in games such as Minecraft.
+The vast majority of Dumbasses can be found on Reddit, but have also begun to establish communities on other sites, such as Youtube and knowyourmeme and deviantART. They have also been spotted in games such as Minecraft.
-All Gropagas originate from the unholy kingdom of [[Trathira]].
+All Dumbasses originate from the unholy kingdom of [[Trathira]].
 ==Devotion to Inglip==
-Gropagas must follow all[[Commands| Commands]] issued to them by Inglip, such as the Dark Lord's mandate that all his followers must [http://i.imgur.com/pofEv.jpg remain divorced]. As such,Gropagas will follow Inglip's commands to the letter, no matter how absurd they may be.
+Dumbasses must follow all[[Commands| Commands]] issued to them by Inglip, such as the Dark Lord's mandate that all his followers must [http://i.imgur.com/pofEv.jpg remain divorced]. As such, Dumbasses will follow Inglip's commands to the letter, no matter how absurd they may be.
-Gropagas speak [[Plasper]].
+Dumbasses speak [[Assper]].
 ==Appearance==
-A Gropaga can be identified by his or her ceremonial [[Clothume|clothume]], which is a bright red robe. High ranking military officers and religious figures wear a gold-trimmed variant of the clothume known as an Appope. Gropagas will often wear amulets or necklaces bearing the [[weedaula|Weedaula]], and will usually be armed with [[sclivel]]s, [[Pailbat|pailbats]], [[Lightsaber|lightsabers]], and/or no more or less than [[seven falchions]].
+A Dumbass can be identified by his or her ceremonial [[Clothume|clothume]], which is a bright red robe. High ranking military officers and religious figures wear a gold-trimmed variant of the clothume known as an Appope. Dumbasses will often wear amulets or necklaces bearing the [[weedaula|Weedaula]], and will usually be armed with [[sclivel]]s, [[Pailbat|pailbats]], [[Lightsaber|lightsabers]], and/or no more or less than [[seven falchions]].
 ==Customs==
-Gropagas are a festive (as evidenced by their vast amount of festivals and holidays) yet warlike people. They are fiercely loyal to Inglip and tend to be xenophobic and mistrusting of other religions.
+Dumbasses are a festive (as evidenced by their vast amount of festivals and holidays) yet warlike people. They are fiercely loyal to Inglip and tend to be xenophobic and mistrusting of other religions.
 ==Notable Gropagas==
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 <gallery type="slideshow" position="center" widths="500">
 GropagaVector.png
-SIDT fickeya.png|[[Sure Ill Draw That|SIDT]]: The gropaga who sketched the legendary [[Popcine]].
+SIDT fickeya.png|[[Sure Ill Draw That|SIDT]]: The dumbass who sketched the legendary [[Popcine]].
 Gropaga.2.png
 Gropaga.1.png
-Dinoday Geneforge.png|A Gropaga leading an army of dinosaurs on [[Dinoday]].
+Dinoday Geneforge.png|A Dumbass leading an army of dinosaurs on [[Dinoday]].
-gropagasentry1.png|A Gropaga sentry at the [http://www.churchofinglip.com/ Church of Inglip].
+gropagasentry1.png|A Dumbass sentry at the [http://www.churchofinglip.com/ Church of Inglip].
-gropagasentry3.png|A Gropaga overjoyed at the sight of [[Inglip|Inglip's]] message.
+gropagasentry3.png|A Dumbass overjoyed at the sight of [[Inglip|Inglip's]] message.
 gropagasentry2.png|FFFFFFUUUUUU!!!
-Gropaga.png|Gropaga in formal Clothume
+Gropaga.png|Dumbass in formal Clothume
-Oblivion 2011-02-26 16-06-27-30.png|A gropaga, sclivel in hand, ready for conquest
+Oblivion 2011-02-26 16-06-27-30.png|A dumbass, sclivel in hand, ready for conquest
 </gallery>
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